The Yellow Streak

"The newspaper smelled. It made me sneeze. The edges were buried in mud when I pulled it out. It sat on the porch swing for days. Dry now. It makes me wonder why. Why do I keep this sort of thing?

The center of the thick black line contained a yellow streak which once was white, I am sure. I read the type inside the black line with the yellow streaked center shaped into a rectangle, out loud, mind you." - THE BIRD

1. My job is to invent 
2. what you really really need 
3. before anyone else figures that out.
4. I do it for free!
5. They do it for a fee.

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1. Contact Me 
2. On The Black Line 
3. With The Yellow Streak
4. In the mid of next week.

1.           I will know you when I see you.